Today I did something great! It was astounding! Remarkable! It was something to put sparkles in your eye. I'll tell you that much. I created a new facebook page to celebrate and promote the creation of this blog! Feel free to check out my new facebook page and hit the like button! I still have lots of stuff to say! https://www.facebook.com/TheGirlWithSparklesInHerEyes
That being said, lets move on to what I have to rant about today. That's what you came here for right? Today's blog entry goes out to you facebook users who use the word "bae." ( or really anyone who uses it in general). You all make me sick. And here's why.
When you call your partner #bae , you are not complementing them whatsoever. Like at all. Do you know what bae means? Obviously not. Bae means poop. That's right. “Bae” is actually the Danish word for “poop, crap, feces.” Yet the artist Pharell has recently made the word a popular term of endearment. Pharell was mistakenly wrong and you all need to quit following him like you are lost sheep and he is leading the herd. You are better than that. Still not convinced that it matters?
Just substitute the word poop for all the baes in these pictures.
Lets put your statuses into perspective.... Here is an example, "Why dis gurl flirting wit my bae." or "I love my bae. I have the best bae in the world." First off, I know 99% of you graduated high school and know how to spell. Don't demean yourselves! I know you are too smart for that! Slang is fine. But I know you all can spell the word "this."
(This is how you look to the average person when you type the word "dis" instead of "this." Your welcome).
But back to the point.....
Let's decode some sentences I've seen posted recently shall we? "Why is this girl flirting with my poop." "I love my poop. I have the best poop in the world." I know I would never call my fiancé poop unless for some reason he was in a Mr. Hankey costume or something. Maybe you all are just super excited about your fiber intake.
(If this is you. And you are using the word in this context. Then I guess I will let you pass on this post. In that case, you rock on with your bad booties).
Otherwise, Stop using the word bae. I repeat. Stop using the word bae!
Sincerely,
The Girl with Sparkles In Her Eyes
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