Flush Your Bae Down the Toilet!

Today is April 30'th 2015 and I am feeling fabulous! This is day three of this blog and I am done doing number 2. Your welcome.

Today I did something great! It was astounding! Remarkable! It was something to put sparkles in your eye. I'll tell you that much. I created a new facebook page to celebrate and promote the creation of this blog! Feel free to check out my new facebook page and hit the like button! I still have lots of stuff to say! https://www.facebook.com/TheGirlWithSparklesInHerEyes

https://www.facebook.com/TheGirlWithSparklesInHerEyes

That being said, lets move on to what I have to rant about today. That's what you came here for right?  Today's blog entry goes out to you facebook users who use the word "bae." ( or really anyone who uses it in general). You all make me sick. And here's why.

When you call your partner ‪#‎bae‬ , you are not complementing them whatsoever. Like at all. Do you know what bae means? Obviously not. Bae means poop. That's right. “Bae” is actually the Danish word for “poop, crap, feces.” Yet the artist Pharell has recently made the word a popular term of endearment. Pharell was mistakenly wrong and you all need to quit following him like you are lost sheep and he is leading the herd. You are better than that. Still not convinced that it matters?

Just substitute the word poop for all the baes in these pictures.

Lets put your statuses into perspective.... Here is an example, "Why dis gurl flirting wit my bae." or "I love my bae. I have the best bae in the world." First off, I know 99% of you graduated high school and know how to spell. Don't demean yourselves! I know you are too smart for that! Slang is fine. But I know you all can spell the word "this."

(This is how you look to the average person when you type the word "dis" instead of "this." Your welcome).

But back to the point.....

Let's decode some sentences I've seen posted recently shall we? "Why is this girl flirting with my poop." "I love my poop. I have the best poop in the world." I know I would never call my fiancé poop unless for some reason he was in a Mr. Hankey costume or something. Maybe you all are just super excited about your fiber intake.

 (If this is you. And you are using the word in this context. Then I guess I will let you pass on this post. In that case, you rock on with your bad booties).

Otherwise, Stop using the word bae. I repeat. Stop using the word bae!

Sincerely,

The Girl with Sparkles In Her Eyes

We all Know What Number Two Means

Today is April the 29'th 2015. This is post number two. Now we all know what going number two means. So lets not expect too much here.

This morning was pretty much average for me. I woke up 4 to 20 minutes before I had to leave to go to the office (as usual), rushed out the door and made it to work on time.

I logged in and drank my coffee. After  I became adequately caffeinated, I began to daydream.

 

day·dream

ˈdāˌdrēm

 

noun: daydream; plural noun: daydreams; noun: day-dream; plural noun: day-dreams

1. 1.

   a series of pleasant thoughts that distract one's attention from the present.

   	(a) reverie, a trance, (a) fantasy, a vision, fancy, (a) brown study; (You all have no idea how accurate this photo is right now.)

Usually when I'm at work daydreaming, my thoughts are full of exciting new ideas and goals mixed with melancholy sadness of the mundane tasks I had to carefully distribute out through the workday so I didn't get too bored.  Today's thoughts held no exception from the usual!

As I waited patiently between calls and customers. I started to get really excited about the night I had ahead of me as soon as 6 pm came and I got to hit that that clock out button. The only problem was, it was only 10:30 am and I had several hours ahead of me before my shining moment of freedom would come. So I continued to ponder about the evening ahead of me. You see, this evening was going to be full of music and creativity. How can you beat that?!

When you go to a small town, you learn not to expect much. Especially in the music, film, and artist scene. Often people make comments about nothing good ever coming of their town or having nothing to do. But what you don't know about (or maybe you do, in which case, go you!) is that a lot of times, there is a whole underground community and aside from their 40 hour a week jobs, they are working to make a change. This is a community of artists working together to bring art and culture into their small secluded societies and get people together. These are people like me, who know there is more to life than sitting behind a desk doing the same monotonous things day after day with no real mind opening experiences (Maybe one day I'll do good enough to quit my day job and put my town on the map). You see we are the misfits. We are the troubedors, the crazy ones, the dreamers, the ones who see the world with sparkles in their eyes! We are the ones who will change the world! Well lets have a little more coffee first...

Now I am not trying to insult you as readers if you are one of the many Americans who's day consists of waking up to the news, going to work, watching your shows, eating dinner sometime in between, going to bed early, and attending church every Sunday. There is nothing about you that I hate. The point is, I just described my grandma in that description! Get my point?

If this is you, I want to challenge you to wake up and live! Really live! I'm not saying you have to go out and join the Peace Corps, get your first tattoo (Although, if you want to, you rock it grannie!). Just don't be afraid to live your dreams! Go out and take some cooking classes, start dancing, go to shows, work on your drawing, visit the Grand Canyon or leave the country and see how other societies live just to give yourself perspective! Have you learned things lately outside of what they tell you on the news? What if Fox is feeding you lies? Do some reasearch, expand your mind and change the world one smile at a time! What are you waiting for? You know, we only get one shot at this life.

This reminds me of when I was a kid. I would follow my other friends or siblings around saying "Wait for me! Wait for me!" Isn't that similar to the real struggle of chasing your dreams? You may have to chase your dreams and chase your dreams before you actually reach them. But the moment you stop caring what others think and persevere, they will eventually let you catch up to them and the more they let their fears get in the way, you may even surpass them. Start small and achieve mountain moving feats!

Thanks for reading my blog. Please come back soon and I will enchant you with my quirky outlooks on life.

Sincerely,

The Girl With Sparkles in Her Eyes

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My first post- The Girl With Sparkles in her Eyes Has Lemons In Her Bra

Today is April the 28'th 2015. This day marks the first day of my blogging experience. Do I have a big long drawn out heartfelt reason for starting this blog like my love for the orangutans, a death in the family or a need to find myself as I go out into the world (Though these do sound like good topics....)? No.  I just want to write. I know,  It's a completely selfish. But hear me out. If you don't do things for yourself, you can never do other things for other people. You have to love yourself and do whatever makes you happy before you can make anyone else happy. I work at a corporate controlled desk job where I spend 40 hours a week behind a computer absolutely having the life sucked out of me because the world has become so tech savvy that it seems people are no longer needed. Sometimes I wait 2 and 3 hours before receiving a call. And I get my work done early leaving no room for self motivating work or challenge. I am the highest selling employee in my market. This is where I have decided to take life's lemons (being my boredom that is) and stuff them in my bra, poke my chest out, and make lemon "haaay gurl!" I hope you enjoy reading. However if you don't it will not stop my boredom. Thus it will not hinder my writing.

Before you continue reading my posts, I want to give you fair warning. I am going to be 100% true to who I am when I type these entries. This means my posts are going to be no holds bar utterly me, the girl with Sparkles in Her Eyes. There will be no sugarcoating the truth. For me, this will be a challenge. Though I have made my identity hidden on this blog, I am not used to being completely free flowing with my thoughts and not caring what people think. I am a people pleaser! This will be an experiment at the least. Lets see how people like me for who I really am. Flaws, strengths, and weaknesses. Thanks for reading my blog entry. First one!  Have a good day.

 

Sincerely,

The girl with sparkles in her eyes.

 

 

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